I am watching what can only be referred to as The World's Worst Movie. Well, one of them anyway. I've seen a lot of TWWMs. This one is called Monsturd. I rented it for the name and the summary on Netflix:

Serial killer Jack Schmidt is a fugitive who has the police and FBI hot on his trail. After being cornered and wounded by law enforcement ( Read more... )

I'm watching Two Thousand Maniacs, a 1964 movie by Herschell Gordon Lewis. It is both stupid (as 60s horror movies are) and messed up ( Read more... )

I just watched Zombie Honeymoon. It takes place at the Jersey Shore.

Only in Jersey...

This young couple gets married and heads to the Jersey Shore for their honeymoon. Husband ends up getting attacked by a zombie that comes out of the Atlantic on the first day.

Choice quote from Husband: I guess vegetarians don't make good cannibals, do they? ( Read more... )

Because they’re gay.

How ‘bout that Cabin Fever? That was some whacked-up yakkity-crappity. It was dumb and predictable but there were some moments that had me laughing, mainly because it was just so bad. Someone needs to tell whoever made it that the whole “five friends in a cabin in the deep woods in Hicksville, USA” has been done, many times ( Read more... )

Bastard stole $5 from me at work the other day. So I wrote a little note and stuck it over my wallet: You must think I’m a moron not to notice that money is missing from my wallet. Let me just say one thing: if you ever steal anything from me again, if you touch my bag again, you’re going to regret it. While I’d appreciate you returning my money ( Read more... )

They let me out of work at 9am, four hours early. There was no reason for me to be there at all. The truck took only ten minutes to unload so I did stock from 7ish until 9. Part of me said “Dude, you really need to money. Ask if you can stay longer.” And another part of me was like “Whee! You get to go home really early! Sweet!” I tend to ( Read more... )

I rented Being Human to watch this evening while babysitting. Horrid, boring, pointless, strange movie that got so boring that I ended up fast forwarding through much of it. Why did I rent it? Well, I’ll give a shiny new penny and the man of your choice to anyone who can guess why I would possibly have rented that stupid movie.

Saw Down With Love twice on Friday. Yes, the ending was cheesy, but the dual Ewan towel scenes are sooooo worth seeing it over and over and over and over and over again. And the combination of Ewan and chocolate just makes the mind explode. Is it out on DVD yet? Rounded out our Day o' Ewan by watching old interviews and Velvet Goldmine and ( Read more... )

You know what’s fun? Spending your morning hauling chairs, tables, and other odds and ends from the basement to the garage. And then attempting to vacuum the pool when you can’t even see the bottom of it ( Read more... )

I must thank hallways for the copy of Powderfinger and of Radiohead’s Hail to the Thief. Very excellent. And yes, I do seem to like Powderfinger. Thanks!

On another note, I just feel the need to say that I saw Anger Management on Monday and I was thoroughly disappointed by it. I don’t recall even laughing at it. All the funny stuff was in the trailer ( Read more... )